Author Archives: Loren Polster

Yeah right. How did that kid know that? It’s just jumbling around in the closed closet and Lupin is like, “Anyone venture a guess what’s in here?” Immediately that kid claps back with 100% certainty, “that’s a boggart, that is.” From the occasional rumbling? That could have been anything! ANYTHING! Okay maybe somehow it rumbled […]

Harry sectum sempras Malfoy in the bathroom and almost kills him if Snape hadn’t been right there. Where’s the repercussions for this? I mean, where’s the Justice? I know you’re the chosen one but ya can’t just go killing people. That’s what Voldemort did and we all know what happened there. Sad.

6 — Advanced potions making the living death brew. It feels more like the current textbook is just inaccurate or wrong, than Harry’s Half-Blood Prince copy has some special revelation. I mean, fucking crush it. Don’t cut it right? How can you call yourself a potions professor you jerk.