Author Archives: Susie Talbot

This list is in response to Harry’s sheer awe when he steps inside the tent at the Quiddich World Cup, and it is much bigger than he anticipated. Our point being…it’s just a regular old magic tent Harry. Pull it together. 1. Time travel (including saving his own life when he goes back in time) […]

So, you guys would agree that Hogwarts is pretty big, right? Multiple buildings with lots of rooms, spread out across a vast estate with no one around for miles? Every professor gets their own, 3 story office (that very likely comes at least partially furnished) that they’re likely only in a few hours a day […]

In The Sorcerer’s Stone – so Prof Quirrell had a whole life before Voldemort attached himself to the back of his head. He had friends, hobbies, probably went to brunch a few times. Then, all of a sudden, he started stuttering and wearing a turban. Were all his friends and family just, like, cool with […]

In the Deathly Hallows Part 1 … Really? No one could recognize Harry after Hermione used the Stinging Curse on him to disguise him from the Snatchers? No one? Really? He basically just looks like he’s winking and is recovering from a rough night out. Bellatrix. Come on girl. Who else in the WORLD could […]

In the Deathly Hallows Part 1, when Hermione obliviates her parents, the question remains – what about all of her parents friends? When they all attend their next dinner party, book club meeting or social function, aren’t their friends gonna be like, “so how’s Hermione?” And then the Grangers are gonna be like “……….who?” And […]

In the Sorcerer’s Stone, while waiting for the Hogwarts Express, Hagrid leaves Harry at the train station, saying that he needs to get back and see Dumbledore. Why not just get on the fucking train? It’s making a beeline back to Hogwarts. Directly to Dumbledore.