“That’s a boggart, that is”

Yeah right. How did that kid know that? It’s just jumbling around in the closed closet and Lupin is like, “Anyone venture a guess what’s in here?” Immediately that kid claps back with 100% certainty, “that’s a boggart, that is.” From the occasional rumbling? That could have been anything! ANYTHING! Okay maybe somehow it rumbled like a boggart, which is a big stretch, but even then how could that kid be so fucking certain? He’s a third year. A THIRD year, people. You want me to believe a third year hears some rumbling in a closet and knows without a shred of doubt it’s a boggart?!?! I’m not buying it. Strike one, two and three, you’re out.

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